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Who am I? My name is Eric, I am known on the web as Awempty. I make videos and that's probably why you're here reading this.

What I use to shoot my videos:
Sony HD camera

What I use to edit:
Adobe Premiere Pro 1.5

My favorite Youtube videos

Check out my beauty (Bidet) at:
http://www.biolifetechnologies.com

Get the FREE MP3 at:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/70449439cbe436/

And listen to my music at:
http://www.myspace.com/davidchoimusic

I Got a COCO Bidet Lyrics

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

Let me start by answering your question
What is a bidet?
It's a gadget used all over the world
Not common in the usa

it shoots water in your hole
After you drop the kids of at the pool
After you unleash the river snake
That swims and splatters all over the place

I don't want no anal disease
I don't want no hemorrhoids
I don't want no dirty ass
So hose me down, hold on I got gas

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

Look here, I got a COCO
Its my lady uh-oh
Its even got a deodorizer
And it's easy on my cho cho

Boys if you want the ladies, you gotta keep it clean
Ladies if you want the boys, you gotta keep it clean

As easy as sit, slip, slop, drip, drop, spray
As easy as sit, slip, slop, drip, drop, spray
The heated seats make me quiver, uh huh
And not cuz I'm cold
but because I love to poop

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

"I got a bidet!"
"oh really did you?"
"I sure did!"
"Do you enjoy it?"
"it changed my life!"

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
I Got a COCO Bidet - Original Song - Music Video
http://www.GuitarMasterPro.net

I learned to play guitar with GuitarMasterPro.net

Practice, Practice, Practice and get a copy of Guitar Master Pro, that's how I did it!

Good Luck!
guitar
Welcome to this video tutorial! We will learn how to take a Photoshop created web page layout template and slice it into individual pieces and then export it with an HTML file. We will cover user slices, layer based slices, auto slices, naming slices, assigning links to slices, alternate text for slices, creating multiple slices at one time, previewing our file in a web browser, saving individual slices as gifs or jpgs from the same document, and exporting a fully functional HTML file to go along with all of it. Please enjoy and don't forget to check out the site http://www.tutvid.com
Photoshop Tutorial Slice and Export a Website Layout + HTML
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/443020
I'm sick of people taking videos off of Ng then posting on youtube such as Brawl Taunts and the Awesome series so I'm posting this up now ;D (makes total sense iknorite?)

There is the original go there and vote 5 on the original submission this is not my work I've just seen this uploaded by someone else here and I want Scott to get the proper credit, please watch on newgrounds without this fuzzy crap on youtube they got it high quality and newgrounds is much better then youtube

For my annotations in the middle of the video, sadly I am male =[

blargh I hate this video it's getting more views then my own D:
Super Mario Hyadain - BY SCOTT-FALCO -
It had to be done.

Edit: Credit for the video goes to some dude on Myspace.

Edit Edit: Even though I got it off Youtube.

Edit Edit Edit: Whatever.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER: Credit goes to youtube.

punch cf show me your moves paunch pwnch owned pwned pwnage ownage soccer ball
Falcon Kick
http://www.runawaybox.com
Witness the biggest and greatest office confrontation ever!
The Great Office War
The uncensored version. A "safe for work" version is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBALqvp08Vk

Dedicated to those too squeamish to discuss an incident related to the temperament and character of a guy who'd like to be President.
  
McCain's freaky-mean '92 outburst is a well-sourced story found in Cliff Schecter's book "The Real McCain."  Due to the particularly profane nature of the offense it would probably be useless to wait for the press to give it the full-on, endlessly repeating, 24-7 Reverend Wright treatment.  So we'd love to help.

From the Public Service Administration.  We are:
Andy Cobb
Josh Funk
Nyima Funk
Marc Evan Jackson
Mark Kienlen
David Pompeii
Marc Warzecha

Special Guests:
Woman: Aisha Kabia
Man: Jason Kelly
John McCain (VO): Phillip Wilburn
Dancing John McCain: Andy Sklar
Dancing Cindy McCain: Beth Crosby
Cindy McCain (VO): Beth Farmer

Many Thanks to:
Hal Soper
Principato & Young Entertainment
He Said It First
ニコニコより転載

Kumikyoku Nico Nico Douga (STEREO)
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=z8MGt3_19gU&fmt=18

90donteventryさんの作られたGH3で組曲『ニコニコ動画』
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=GnlDCW85MFQ&watch_response&fmt=18

組曲『ニコニコ動画』 全自動マリオVer 【STEREO】
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=lsd96jy3GWY
組曲『ニコニコ動画』 全自動マリオVer 【効果音のみ】
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=hUDfxLn7qvk

合唱 組曲『ニコニコ動画』 グランドフィナーレ
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=IvbCnoBcajw


組曲『ニコニコ動画』 全自動マリオ 勝手にグランドフィナーレ
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3207436
組曲『ニコニコ動画』 グランドフィナーレ 全自動マリオVer 【STEREO】
Basshunter - Dota
Basshunter - Dota
Pork & Beans official dance contest at www.dancejam.com

Watch the official video for "Pork and Beans" from Weezer starring some familiar YouTube faces. 

New Self-Titled "Red Album" out now.

how about a tour? anyone reading this?
Pork and Beans
Birthday:
January 31st
Height:
?
Weight:

132 lbs
Blood Type:
A+
Favorite food:
I eat all kinds of foods, I don't have a favourite.
Activies:
Acting, producing videos, directing videos
Interests:
Compsci, math, mtg, ddr, tennis, ping pong, running, swimming, skating, gaming, making videos
Music:
Japanese, Chinese, Alternative, classical
TV Shows:
Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, Big Brother, US Open, Australian Open, Wimbledon, French Open, Orange Days, GTO Live, Full Metal Alchemist, Densha Otoko
Movies:
Infernal Affairs Trilogy ( 無間道), V for Vendetta, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Spirited Away, Fearless, Saw 1, Saw 2, Saw 3
Favorite Quotes:
"Head on! Apply directly to the forehead."
About me:
I like to sing japanese songs, play tennis, or make videos in my free time